Monday, June 23, 2008

From the Desk Of your Stroke Mistress

Well tonight has proved to be a lot of fun.I decided to log in tonight to get some work done on some new audios I am working on.I am waiting on my Atlanta bitch to fly in from out of town because we have not played in a while and I know there is going to be some good hot wild fucking and sucking going on and I am soooooo not going to be the one fucked LOL And I get a call from this little Chinese guy.Well you see he had an issue with the size of his cock.We will call this little fella "A".Well A tells me that he has only had sex one time and this was two years ago.Now if that isnt about pathetic he says it was with a escort.Well Well LOL Only had sex one time he was 26 years old and he had to pay for that time.....I had to find out more...Well A said his cock was only 3.5 inches and he had a hard time feeling anything and he wanted to ask me what sex felt like.I myself am trying to imagine sex with a 3.5 inch cock and LMAO I just dont see that one ever happening.He said he is only attracted to white women and he does not know why white women do not go for Asian men....LMAO well duh we have all seen the videos.Now yall know I am a huge fan of porn.Every Asian man I have ever seen has had a rice dick.I told A that Asians must have a small dick chromosome just like black men have a big dick chromosome and there was just not much he could do about it.Well A tell me he is going to rent him another escort for his birthday and really wanted to feel what sex felt like.Well I suggested that he pay the extra to fuck the escort in the ass and I dont think she will stress much with that 3 inch cock so he should be able to talk her into it and it may just be tight enough he could feel something.Then I told him when he gets that little thing in there to slip two fingers in her pussy to make it a little tighter on his little rice dick in her ass and whew he had the biggest orgasm just thinking about that.LMAO he was a lot of fun and I cant wait till August so he can tell me all about it LOL....Then when I get off the phone with A and I am still giggling thinking about him telling he about trying to swingers party where he was scared to take his towel off when my little Atlanta bitch calls LOL....he he he lets just say I was already in the mood to be devious as hell and he got it with both barrels as we say down south LOL.....We always have fun but I think I had much more than he did LOL Whew all this naughty and on a Sunday he he he....I better get back to work and get ready for my Monday morning office strokers....LOL I am in a wild mood this morning they better be careful LOL You never know with me when you are going to bite off a bit more than you can chew LMAO.....

Mistress Sassa
Queen of Sassa's Kinky Land

Friday, June 6, 2008

:) Friday

I wanted to let all my callers know I will be out of town tomorrow I am going on a 25 mile canoe run...I will be back late tomorrow night.I know how much yall are going to miss me he he he.I will be taking calls some this evening but I am leaving at 5 am so I will be logging off early tonight to get packed and ready.


Mistress Sassa

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Wed ...from the desk of your Stroke Mistress

Hi there all my sluts in Sassa's kinky land :) I have been off a few days but I am back now.As most of you know other than being a kinky bitch I also ride horses and sometimes that is all I want to do and I had a few days where I just wanted to ride whew all that thrusting got to me a bit so time to get back to playing with all my sluts :)I have some new members here and I want you all to introduce yourself.I also added a new audio on niteflirt of one of my actual over the knee spanking sessions that is quite fun.You may just want to listen to that one.I am also working on adding some weekly stroke assignments in the form of audios on NF.I have many of you on stroke management you know I love controlling cock more than just about anything so I think this is going to be fun.Just for fun and see how many are reading the forum every email I get at NF that says .....I am sassa's bitch will get 2 free min :) I am also putting all the names in the hat of my calls this month over 10 min to draw for a free dog tag that says Sassa's Bitch.Now ace can tell you how hard it is to earn one of those LOL.You must tell me on the call to add you in the drawing because it will involve giving me an address to send it to...This is going to be fun :)Well I have to get logged in I have been away a few days and my sluts seem ready to play.....

Mistress Sassa
Queen of Sassa's Kinky Land

Sunday, June 1, 2008

My little cum eater :)

I just had to tell you about my first call this morning.As you all know I have been partying all weekend soooooooooo I didnt log in to take calls until this morning....Well I was not logged in 5 minutes when I get this call....We will just call this caller "A".A called and was telling me he was hungry this morning a giggle came across my face because I knew he wasnt calling to tell me he was about to make some toast....Well come to find out this little looser slut has ate every drop of cum he has made since 1992 we added it up best we could with my head still in a fog from my weekend and we figure since 1992 this slut has had about 10,000 loads of cum LMAO how pathetic is this...Well you know I had to send this little slut off on a mission and this sluts homework for today is to go buy some pink panties ( can you imagine a slut like this not having any?) and some rubber bands.He gets 3 free min if he calls me from the store and hands the phone to the sales lady LMAO Oh you so know I wont be nice.....Then he is to take a picture of himself in panties with Miss Sassas Slut wrote on his belly so I can post it for all of you to see.Nowwwwwww lets get this straight right now...My real men out there and I do have a few real men callers noooooooooooo do not put on panties but if your cock is below 6 inches you are not a real man and you need to get some panties and just bitch up for me LOL I have all kinds of ways you can put a smile on my face since you dont have enough cock to put one of my face that way LOL Well I am logging back in to talk to a few more sluts before I am off to ride today :)Every call today that is 20 min gets 3 free min today......

Mistress Sassa